scorpius hyperion malfoy
Be careful of the curse that falls on young lovers
Starts so soft and sweet and turns them to hunters
the amazing bouncing ferret
DRACO: Remember that time I said you could have any pet you wanted? Well, I totally fibbed. You can’t.
SCORPIUS: He shall be named Spinks. I shall call him Spinks, and he shall be mine.
DRACO: Karma, dearest? Have I mentioned I loathe you?
KARMA: *smiles blithely and causes Potter and Weasley to walk by at utterly random coincidence*
DRACO: … with the passion of a thousand suns.
KARMA: Don’t make me try harder, Malfoy.